Monster Girl

Meet Monster Girl. Why is she called Monster Girl? Well… she’s a girl… who… well… who thinks she's a monster. Yeah, we don't get it either.

Honestly, outside of her showing up this morning wearing this silly costume and claiming to be a Goblin, (Are those REAL Goblin ears pinned to her hat? Yuck!) we honestly know nothing about who she is or where she came from. We’re hoping there’s a milk carton out there somewhere with her picture on the side so we might be able to return her to her loved ones.

If anyone knows, please let us know. Seriously. She's a bit annoying, and, well, completely batshit crazy, so we’d like to be rid of her as soon as possible.


Just saying…

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