Some live by the motto, "I'm just happy to be here." Excalibur isn't one of those types of people.
He always assumed, as he awaited so patiently in his stone, that he would find a man. The perfect man. A Hero, beautiful and strong, who would wrap his manly fingers around Excalibur's hard shaft. That once they were together they would go on adventurers , rewriting the history of the pathetic world.
"Instead, I got some smelly, brutish, green asshole who is about as far from a hero as you can get!"
We have no idea how their story will play out, but we're pretty sure it's gonna be a fun train wreck to watch.